Bachelors Abroad

Hi All - The 511 Times is once again sending a correspondent abroad, this time to New Zealand. We are continuously trying to stretch our coverage as far and wide as possible, and with the well established network the 511 Times has created, this is becoming ever easier. I will be in New Zealand for the month of April with another past ranchhand, Chris Eixenberger. While there we intend to bike, climb, drink, kayak, tramp and zorb. Chris has just finished up med school in Omaha, and will be moving to Portland, Maine upon his return, while I am just unemployed and looking for something to do. Wish us the best in travels, and let's hope we can avoid the dangerous bite of the sandflies and the English women (they managed to bite into another of our intrepid ranchhands on his visit). Best of luck to Max at his interview at CRMS this week, and to Aunge as she recovers from her broken leg.

Justin

The Bachelor

Right now, Justin, Caitlyn, and I are watching the bachelor. Mostly, I'm thinking, "What the fuck?" I think that this pretty much sums up the show. Or, TV in general. I've been personally looking for bikes on the internet. I'm interested in Surly Cross Checks, so if you have one for sale, let me know. Justin and I are trying to throw some ideas together for some epic journeys. Justin thinks that after tonight, the Bachelor won't be possible; it's that intense. I'm over it.